Missouri commuters were startled to see a naked motorcyclist pass them in rush hour traffic last week. Jacob Southard accepted a dare to ride the 70 miles to his O'Fallon, MO, home seemingly naked.'Seemingly' because he was actually wearing a Borat-style mankini to cover his, er, modesty.
Strangely, not one single member of the law enforcement community wanted to get involved and stop him. Southard said;
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I drove by five cops and every single one of them had their heads down or were doing something else.”
Unsurprisingly, really. Their first question would have been to ask for Southard's driving licence, and who knows where he had that stashed...